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69 Dead In Apparent Mass Joke Suicide
Jonestown, AZ — Reports are just coming in of an apparent mass joke suicide in Jonestown, Arizona. The cult’s members, Room for Improv-ment – whose name comes from an episode of Family Guy, appear to...
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Arizona’s $588 Million Powerball Winner Comes Forward
Phoenix, AZ— This morning lottery officials were pleased to announce that one of the two winners in last night’s Powerball drawing has come forward. That lucky person is Paul Horner from Fountain...
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Biggest Penis In The World
The record for the biggest penis size in the entire world belongs to 34-year-old Paul Horner from Phoenix, Arizona. He has by far the biggest penis in the world. The parents of Paul Horner are said to...
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Arizona’s Sheriff Joe Withholding Food From Inmates For The Holidays
Joe Arpaio making a surprise visit to one of his jails this year. Phoenix, AZ — The controversial sheriff in Arizona, Joe Arpaio, is once again making national headlines. This time the sheriff is...
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Governor Jan Brewer Pardons Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin For...
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer seen here making the pardon for Paul Horner AKA Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin official / Photo courtesy of PhotosByJoseMunoz.com Phoenix, AZ — Arizona Governor Jan...
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